January 1, 2023
Sometimes I lie (lay?) awake at night and wonder how I got here. I had babies a minute ago. Aren't I still a college student? I can't stay because I have to be home by midnight or my parents will ground me. C'mon, you're missing Dukes of Hazzard! Life. It's some crazy shit. Just when you feel comfortable something else comes along. I want to be nine again. I had a Mommyblog back in the day and now I also lay (lie?) awake at night and wonder what happened with many of those ladies who held my virtual hand for so many years. What happened to us? We were a team! Every new year I get the urge to bring it back but work, sports, pets, kids, traffic......by the time I find something interesting to write I've fallen into bed and slept it away. Turns out infant tired in no way matches the teenager tired. At least you can fall asleep breastfeeding. Would be bad if I did that shuttling k...